F.I.R


I think most of us had never experienced an hour in a police station ( even i had never experienced it ), and hope you may not need to experience it.


If in case you had this one of a lifetime chance ( and then it becomes a routine chance ) to visit or I should say experience the Mumbai Police Station ambiance .....I am going to make you all aware of steps you have to follow and the level of patience you should have to get your work done, also, I will introduce you to some JARGONS you should know just in case to make you feel that you are into it completely and you are aware of all these stuffs ( knowing them make you feel intelligent ).


If you had lost or been robbed or an eyewitness of an crucial incident, then you should feel nervous coz you are now seen as an esteemed person of the society from where the in-flows of Mr. M. K. Gandhi will be towards the people who are allotted to protect us.


If in case you are the reason for the above mentioned unfortunate incident, then be relaxed and have faith on our judiciary system, coz by the time you are found guilty and punished you might be finished with your quota on this earth.......


So once you enter the arena ( yes arena it is ), look for a person who will at-least look at you ( never expect any low rank person will ask you anything ) and then try to talk to him and then feel proud coz he responded to you. Here dont stop by just saying hello show him how urgent is this matter is ( even if it is not ) and keep him interested in what you are saying, if he loses if then it is the time for you for either wait for long hours or try next day.


After getting his interest insist him to get an F.I.R registered and he dose so you score a point, but dont show any such signs on your face, as these people are well trained to read faces and know what is your yearly income ( trust me they know it ). Once the FIR is in you are done with your part now the ball, i mean the case, is in their court. 

Let me put some light on this part, wait till they call you and give the news about the case, dont even dream of you following up ( except in some crucial cases ), if you do such thing mean you had lost a point and the whole plot, remember they are to help us, let them work according to them, please dont use your 160 IQ to do so. Feel proud at-least you did this much, and lucky also as you were not said " arey bhai yeh case hamare station ke under nahi ata, jao us station me jake report likho, pata nahi kha se aa jate hai timepass karne ke liye, huh "

Ohh....n i for got about the jargons....
1) The most famous  "chai paani".....simple meaning.......money
2) "ghe re yala".......you gonna get some body massage that too free....free....free.....
3) "sir bandobast ko gaye hai".......means go home today nobody gonna help you.

I will keep you updated as I get some more of such kind..........


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